fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas 

I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.

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loserapproaching:

He looks so done.

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sophidophi said: draw pico , coco, and chico. just plz. especially when they the blonde one is riding the bike with no hands i-

princey-art:

sophi you know i love you but

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allonsyforever:

"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

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Ellen, tackling the real issues.

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pizza has a “p” “i” and “a”

my name has those same letters

i am partially pizza

school
schoolastu
schooastul
scholoacust
holocaust

lovingpony:

gavinthebrony:

It has returned



oh god i

lovingpony:

gavinthebrony:

It has returned

image

oh god i

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